While some hilarious Tinder profiles will make you question ever dating again, and some Tinder profiles are good for a laugh and a lay, there is an equally hot collection of Tinder girls that will make you wish you had never gotten married. Some of these girls are cute, but mostly they’re just brutally honest, hot and horny. Yep, “hot and horny,” just like those ads on the side of your porn videos tell you. Remember, marriage isn’t forever, pals, but divorce sure as hell is.
So go right ahead and click through all these hot Tinder gems and have yourself a good time.
If you are currently regretting getting married, don’t blame us. Blame Tinder. Or blame your partner for pressuring you when all you wanted to do was sleep late on Sundays, eat and drink, but now you’re stuck at Pier 1 Imports looking for the perfect lamp to go with that rug you haven’t purchased yet. At least now, you can spend hours of the day listing through the dating catalog from which you’ll never be able to shop from. So, basically, like regular shopping. Your wife won’t let you choose the lamp, and she surely won’t let you choose 23-year-old Tiffany who is just three miles away and loves pizza and quiet time. Ohh what could have been if only technology advanced before you tied the knot. Just keep on trucking and saying to yourself that most of these girls are bots and that being married is the way to go.
Good luck, my friends. All of you, married and single folks.
And maybe you’ll find this gal on your swiping adventures: You’re Going To Want To Swipe Right On This Tinder Girl Immediately
Tinder Girls 3
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What A Personality
Get to know her...personality.
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Thanks For The Hint
A very helpful hint.
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*Slow Clap*
Plus she can get you a discount on your next Subway visit.
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Your Favorite Superhero
Here's hoping they make a bunch of sequels.
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But Which One Are You?
Correct answer: It doesn't matter.
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The Poet
As amazing as Robert Frost.
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A Tad Too Honest
I guess all was well until the last part.
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She Knows Want She Wants
And what she wants comes in..um...large size only.
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Marry This One
Hot and clever. Yep, but her that ring right now.
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Family Matters
Annie sure loves her family.
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"No Uglies"
Well, this is one girl who as very specific likes.
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Thanks, Charlotte
Charlotte gets right to the point.
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You OK, Kiki?
Kiki may want to swipe right on rehab.
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Becca's Motto
And she may even stay true to it!
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Easy There, Stacy
Long walks on the beach sounds exhausting.
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It Pays To Have Manners
So trust us, show Sophia what a gentleman you are.
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"All The Bitches"
Is that a Drake lyric? Doubt it.
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Damn, Mate
This Aussie may just hop into your bed.
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Everyone Wins
This girl is just a team player.
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Baked Goods
What a treat she is!
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Our First Thought...
Was exactly that.
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A Tad Nuts
And I think we like it.
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Crazy For McDonald's
Damn, Ashley, at least asks for a Big Mac.
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Huge...
Personalty.
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Typo?
Nope, just clever sexy wordplay.
