Here’s A Girl Deep-Throating A 34-Inch Balloon (NSFW Because Awkward)

August 3, 2016

You might want to wait until you get home from work for this one.

We’re sure the girl who goes by the name of “TwoThornedRose” has many talents, but the only one you’re going to give a shit about on this glorious Wednesday afternoon is her ability to take down 34 inches of balloon.

Enjoy.

I’m telling you, guys. Forget the clown who makes poodles out of balloons at your next shindig. I’ll go out on a limb and say TwoThornedRose will be a little more successful in keeping your guests entertained for the entire afternoon.

h/t Barstool Sports

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