So, what do you get if you buy her a season pass?
According to Elite Daily, a huge Harry Potter fan jumped on Craigslist recently in hopes of finding a fine gentleman to take her to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios Florida.
What is she willing to do in exchange for hotel, food, entry fee and other travel costs? You guessed it: Have sex with you in the morning and again at night.
The woman assured her potential suitors she’s “not a slut,” but she knows what guys want and has a knockout body, so that’s why she’s offering it up in exchange for a trip to a theme park. She also offered up a few pics to prove she wasn’t lying about the goods:
Let’s be honest: The S-L-Y-T couldn’t have been more perfectly placed on this girl.
The good news for guys looking to take her up on her promise of sexual favors is that it doesn’t look like you’re going to need to drop a ton of cash on food for her. The bad news is that two two-day park-to-park tickets are going to set you back roughly $400, and two nights at a decent nearby hotel will cost you another $250.
That’s a lot of scratch, fellas, so if you’re that hard up for some loving, your best bet might be to take 40 bucks down to Thee DollHouse and see what you can get for that instead.
