Well, then why did they make its hands like that?
According to the International Business Times, the Japanese firm responsible for creating the first “personal robot with its own emotions” is now warning the people who purchased one to not engage in sexual relations with it.
That’s right. Apparently, naming its humanoid robot “Pepper” wasn’t enough to deter guys from sticking their penis in it, so the folks at SoftBank decided to include a sentence in the user agreement warning people not to have sex with it.
“The policy owner must not perform any sexual act or other indecent behavior.”
SoftBank added that “perpetrators of sexual acts with Pepper could face punitive action,” although unless the guy or girl who just finished plowing it actually called them up and said so or told the world about it on social media, you have to wonder how in the hell SoftBank would ever find out about it.
And it’s not just sexual abuse that will land Pepper owners in hot water. Earlier this month, a 60-year-old drunk Japanese man was arrested after he beat the piss out of the robot because he was “unhappy at the level of service provided.”
Sounds to us like you should just nuke your own Hot Pockets in the microwave and continue banging humans, guys.
Sorry, pervs. It looks like you’ll have to wait about 50 years: Sexpert Says Sex With Robots Will Be Normal In 50 Years
