We’d prefer a “National Threesome Day” here in California, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.
According to Kotaku, it looks like the Japanese are pretty serious about their hand jobs these days. So serious, in fact, that a masturbation toy company has dubbed tomorrow as “Hand Job Day.”
The fine folks at Tenga have even created a superhero who has the outfit of a Power Ranger but the forearms of Popeye, which is probably the result of his frequent jerk sessions. And we would expect nothing less from somebody named Tengaman, who is better known to his countrymen as a “masturbation hero.”
But based on the exact translation of his name, which is “Masturbation Warrior,” it sounds like Tengaman’s alone time can get pretty intense. Luckily, the world will find out if that is indeed the case tomorrow when Tengaman’s short movie will debut on his official site.
Until then, we’ll have to settle for the trailer:
By the looks of things, “Hand Job Day” should be a ton of fun tomorrow. It should also be a solid reminder to wash your hands.
Seriously, the Japanese know what they’re doing when it comes to hand jobs: Japanese Game Show Pits Women Against Each Other…In Hand Job Race
