We’re not sure which part of this review is crazier, the fact that 454 other people found the review helpful, or that somebody thought a chin strap dildo was a great idea for an Easter gift.
According to Uproxx, “The Accommodator” is a chin strap dildo that can be yours for less than 28 bucks at AdamEve.com (caution: NSFW link), and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what it’s normally used for.
But according to “Robotom,” who took the time to write one of The Accommodator’s 65 reviews, the face dildo can also be quite handy when you’re shopping for donuts or trying to get into your apartment complex:
The other day, while I was carrying my Starbucks and groceries, I stopped at a convenience store for a snack. I asked for 4 of those warm donuts that they keep under the heat lights. Not wanting to put down my groceries and coffee, I was able to carry my donuts OUT of the store, holding them casually on my ever equipped Accommodator. Later, after I took the train back to my apartment, drawing many impressed stares, I found myself in a similar position, distressed at the prospect of setting my lettuce down on the grimy, stained floor of the elevator. Using my engineering mind, I cleverly used my Accommodator to press the floor 6 button. This was the BEST Easter gift ever!
Thanks Robotom! It looks like we’ll be using the stairs a little more often.
Apparently sex toys can also be weapons: New Mexico Woman Arrested for Beating Her Mom With a Vibrator
