If you asked German men what they did with their free time last year, most would tell you that they played football, watched movies and drank beer.
But ask that question to the right 2,786 of them, and they’ll tell you that they had their dicks enlarged.
According to Huffington Post, the kings of penis enlargements last year were the Germans. Eighteen percent of the procedures were performed in Germany, followed by Venezuela and Spain, who were each responsible for three percent of the surgeries.
In all, the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ISAPS) said 15,414 men had the size of their pork swords increased. And while Americans were the kings (or queens) of boob jobs and liposuction, only 61 American men went under the knife to make their boom stick bigger.
However, of the 15,414 surgeries ISAPS said took place last year, only 4,192 of them were accounted for on the list of ten countries they provided, meaning 68 percent of the penis enlargements were unaccounted for.
For example, China, India, Japan and South Korea were not on that list, despite the fact that more than 23 percent of the world’s plastic surgeons reside in those countries.
So for now, the Germans will remain the kings of penis enlargements until another country comes forward to say otherwise. But we’re assuming that isn’t something most countries are going to jump in line to brag about.
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