Eat your heart out, Antonio Cromartie.
Sometimes you just need a drink.
Hey, whatever works.
If this story is true, this kid is due for a long timeout.
You might want to sleep with the light on tonight.
When a dog's gotta go, a dog's gotta go.
And what a wonderful visit it was.
Please don't confuse the writer of this article with the subject of this article.
Someone has taken their foot fetish a tad too far.
This is gonna require more than a WebMD search.