Don't be scared to read this.
I just threw up in my mouth.
This is a pretty grave situation.
We should all love soccer this much.
Miss USA needs a geography lesson or two.
There's a reason they weren't cast in "Ocean's Eleven".
Great salesman. Bad criminal.
This is worse than getting it caught in your zipper.
He's baaaaaaack.
Everyone loves complaining about the government and how much they screw up the country, but sometimes the powers that be…