Said no porn star ever.
Saving the world one pizza and pothole at a time.
You'll probably want to make out with somebody else.
Pinching one off for getting cut off seems rather inappropriate.
"We're getting a new roof!"
More potent than a college freshman.
"I just wanna say one thing right here. Accidents happen."
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
Antagonizing the gator was an interesting choice.
There's a difference between being crazy fit and just plain crazy.