The end of bad sex is near, we can smell it. Can #YouToo?
Don't challenge a tiger to a race unless you want to be roadkill.
Someone spiked the Kool-Aid.
What is the return policy on sharks?
Welcome to the scrappiest place on Earth.
Magicians are supposed to pull a rabbit out of a hat, not get a hole in the head.
This is the shittiest court case ever.
Who needs food when you can binge on oxygen?
Because 99 percent of problems start on the toilet.
And you thought your Uber driver was bad.