Like and follow whatever and whomever you like on Instagram; no one has to know.
You're going to get more than a Twitter update when you take your phone to the bathroom.
In the name of equality, the courts have declared that women, too, can go topless in public.
Apparently Instagram thinks pregnant bellies are too sexual for social media.
Would a skunk by any other name smell less...skunky?
Don't drink and scooter, you noob.
Strict moms ruin everything.
Maybe don't marry a woman who swallows the engagement ring in her sleep.
This ex-girlfriend got all fired up about the breakup.
When altar boys misbehaved, congregants got high.