A Champagne a day keeps the reaper away.
You have to admit, blood does look a lot like the inside of a juicy tomato.
Superman has been retired thanks to the tech revolution that made phone booths extinct.
As if we needed another reason to oppose gender reveal parties: now they're fatal.
Horns are overdue for a sound upgrade, but Elon Musk has taken it too far.
Those passengers will be fighting over that middle seat.
You could buy the latest self-care gadget...or you could just roll a joint.
Well, that's one way to remove a garter.
Bill Murray has a backup plan in case his acting career doesn't work out.
Ask and you shall receive (beer money).