Fire ants are in need of a new identity.
Some cats have nine lives...of crime.
Make America Tons Harder #Math
Dogs gone wild.
As if you needed another reason to love tacos.
Dreams do come true.
Don't snort your stash; shove it up your ass like a normal person.
Even sea creatures require consent before groping.
This murderer would make an excellent lawyer.
It ain't easy bein' cheesy, especially if you're a vegan.