These are end times moves.
It's time for a change.
Dead bodies for sale (while supplies last).
GameStop insists it's an essential business that shouldn't be closed due to the coronavirus outbreak.
Which would you prefer? (Both answers are bad.)
Who do you love?
Police are up to their ears in shit every day and they don’t have time to deal with yours.
You'll be alright.
One man's terror is another man's treasure.
If we had a dog like this, we wouldn’t leave home even if the world wasn’t ending.