Never pass out first
Don't bring a knife to a billhook fight.
Only in America (and your patriotic arteries)
Almost every action movie has a love interest. These are the ones who mattered more than the explosions.
Who needs eyebrows?
Close encounters with the unknown.
Would you walk through these halls?
These latest real American heroes
In case of idiocy, dial 911.
At least they're trying.