It's good to be The King.
Looped laughs for life.
Happiness is just a click away.
Get these people some decongestant.
Forget mating calls. This is how animals really hook up.
Is this thing on?
We all know you're not going to read this until later, so quite lying to yourself.
Sometimes the world just isn't ready for a product...
Because you need a good laugh.
It's alive...it's ALIVE.