Go ahead, you know what want to.
Goodbye, boredom. Hello, Internet.
Shouldn't have had that last shot.
Maybe they weren't meant to be together.
Scandal = Sales
He didn't have any small bills.
Things to do today: 1. Click through funny photos. 2. Go back to bed until Tuesday.
If you're going to complain about something, make sure you know how to spell it first.
Vending machine abuse has got to stop.
This is what the Internet is for.