Portaloos are horrifying places at the best of times, but new footage shows a pack of seemingly sentient portable toilets flying at a crowd of unsuspecting people after being picked up by the wind.
Facebook user Denise Hutchings Scott uploaded a video (below) which sees a troupe of the most evil portaloos in the world hurling themselves full-speed at a group of cyclists in the US.
At first, the portaloos skid around on the ground, before they decide to team up and rush the nearby cyclists.
Luckily, no one appears to have been injured in the incident, with Ms Hutchings Scott herself saying, “We survived a FOR REAL shit storm today!!! So funny… Shit flying everywhere.”
It’s unclear as to whether or not the toilets were, how should we say this – full of shit – but either way, the footage is still the stuff of nightmares.
