Daniel Radcliffe has starred in Harry Potter and the half-smudged prints and scored no points for Gryffindor.
The boy wizard has failed to Exceed Expectations in his post-Hogwarts role temping behind the reception desk of New York-based publication, Nylon, struggling with the simplest of muggle tasks, from transferring phone calls to locating the correct bathroom key for clients.
The Chosen One couldn’t even Accio up a few stamps in the hour that he spent behind the desk.
What. An. Idiot.
However, instead of going all Petrificus Totalus, Radcliffe failed with all the good graces of a Gryffindor, chuckling at his own hapless secretarial skills and not even flinching when confronted with an incredulous Joe Jonas.
Jonas clearly had no clue as to the true identity of Nylon‘s befuddled receptionist, and asked if Radcliffe was new, to which the wizard replied, “Yes, I’m very new and very shit”.
Mischief managed.
