A video depicting women drawing their “perfect” penis has gone viral, highlighting how some women apparently prefer their male genitalia to look like the kind of eldritch horror that even H.P. Lovecraft would look at and say “that shit is messed up.”
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The video, created by Elite Daily, asked a selection of women to sit down with some paper and colored pencils in order to craft artistic recreations of their ideal penis, with everything from length, girth and curve factoring into their results.
While some seemed to take great pride in their penis sketches, others conjured up terrifying images of what their boyfriends’ junk must look like. Most notable among these women was Eva, whose significant other apparently has a pyramid tucked inside his underwear.
I do not envy her.
The video has attracted plenty of attention, though what with this being the internet, it has also garnered a heap of criticism because no one knows how to have fun anymore. One commenter wrote: “You know how females complain when we body shame them for not being supermodels? Well this is how they body shame us.” I’m not sure how this chap felt a sense of shame after watching a small group of women crudely sketch penises with colored pencils, but I can only imagine that he also has a penis with a triangular head, and doesn’t appreciate it being laughed at.
