What’s Happening On The Web This Week: Chalk Warfare

April 24, 2014

Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Chalk war, train soars, Rogan roars, Spongebob sperm galore, and what would Captain America adore? Here’s the week in viral:

Chalk Warfare 3.0

Coming to a Gamestop near you?

Samuel L. Jackson Has His Priorities Straight

Once again, Sam Jackson for the win. [via]

Kicked In The Head By A Train

#Selfie #YouShouldBeDead

#PotToBlame: Seth Rogan Vs. Nancy Grace

.@NancyGraceHLN you are a fucking dumbass.

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) April 17, 2014

Happy Belated 420 Day, Internet!

Scientifically Accurate Spongebob Squarepants

I have a feeling this version of Spongebob won’t be as popular with children.

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.