There’s nothing more stereotypical than getting a scantily clad woman to advertise your product, and the following commercials are no exception. However, their gratuitous “sexiness” warranted them each being banned from TV, and therefore only viewable on the internet, which is like TV only much more popular.
These commercials range from the ludicrous to the slightly-less-ludicrous, and while you should quite rightly be deemed a raging weirdo if you manage to get turned on by watching Kate Upton eating a burger, they’re still fun to watch if only to ask “who on Earth came up with this shit?”
Here are the “sexiest” banned commercials ever. Hold on to your trousers.
Kate Upton’s Carl’s Jr. Commercial
Carl’s Jr. commercials routinely overstep the line between sexy and downright creepy, but honestly, this one’s so outright ridiculous that it’s hard to be offended by it. Featuring Kate Upton writhing around in a car whilst chowing on a sexy… burger… this one’s more likely to incite laughter than it is visible sexual arousal.
“So Hot” Planet Fitness Commercial
After you’ve eaten your Carl’s Jr. burger, go to a gym where all the attractive people use verbs as adjectives to burn off those calories!
“Slave” Wodka Vodka Commercial
Not sure if hot or terrifying.
Lynx Rise Commercials Starring Jessica Jane Clement
Yes, the innuendos are a little uninventive, but c’mon: it’s Jessica-Jane Clement! JESSICA JANE-CLEMENT!
Too Sexy For My T-Shirt
We’re not sure who T-Bar t-shirts are, but if there’s one thing we do know it’s that these two girls really don’t want each other wearing them.
