HotTug is an awesome-looking combination of both boat and hot tub, and suffice to say we’re definitely ON BOARD with this great idea (I’ll show myself out).
Honestly, we can’t believe someone hasn’t thought of combining a tugboat with a hot tub before. It seems like the perfect union of ideas, like peanut butter and jelly, nachos and salsa, or whiskey and sleeping on your friend’s bathroom floor.
As you can imagine, the HotTug is too expensive for many of us mere mortals to consider purchasing (the cheapest model is selling for € 18,089.50), though if you’ve got a wallet lined with gold then HotTug delivers worldwide, and you can buy one from here. A more viable option would be to rent one, though the HotTug is only available to rent in certain locations in the Netherlands, UK and Denmark at the time of this writing.
An even cheaper alternative would be to just Photoshop your face onto an image of lucky people enjoying the HotTug and then pretend you were there yourself, as I have done.
What a fun day that was.
Anyway, you can learn more about the HotTug on its official website, but there is unfortunately no information on who came up with the name HotTug and whether or not they realised that it sounds like a euphemism for a fiery handjob.
