7 Funny Rants By Brutally Honest Abe

By Geoffrey Golden

Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, was one of the greatest presidents of all-time. He led us through the Civil War, brought about the end of slavery, and really hated The Hunger Games. Also, he thought all the other presidents were jerks. Don’t believe me? Check out this web series he starred in. Here are 7 funny rants by Brutally Honest Abe:

 

Brutally Honest Abe: Thomas Jefferson Loved Dick

Dick in his mouth? Yup, he was all about that.

 

Brutally Honest Abe: Xbox One Blows

I love that Abraham Lincoln has a Time Tech article in a gold frame.

 

Brutally Honest Abe: George Washington Is A Jerk

George Washington is the Anti-Santa.

 

Brutally Honest Abe: The Case Against The Hunger Games

In the future, most names are also stripper names.

 

Brutally Honest Abe: Was John Adams The Worst President?

The larger the man, the better the President.

 

Brutally Honest Abe: Stephen Hawking Sucks

A Brief History of Slams by Abra-Slam Lincoln

 

Brutally Honest Abe: Ugh. Ryan Seacrest. Am I Right?

New Years Suckin’ Eve

 

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine. 

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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