Did you know that a polar bear could get you in with a porn star?
That was just one of the amazing little factoids we picked up out at the 2014 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.
Another incredible fact — a good Star Wars-themed line might…repeat, might…actually work.
Granted, it's with Aella…and if you saw her thoughts on what makes for a romantic Valentine's Day, you might want to reconsider wedging lightsaber or Ewok talk into your opening line.
And the worst possible pick-up line out there? Well, it should be pretty obviously once you've heard it…but we'll save it for ladies like Tanya Tate, Sophie Dee, Selana Rose, Teagan Presley and Jessa Rhodes to explain (in the NSFW video above).
But don't forget about the polar bear, guys. Seriously…it just might work.