Time to enjoy the holidays, have a terrific New Years Eve, resolve to have a great 2014, get up early, stretch, shower, put on clothes, eat a little breakfast, get ready for work, open the front door, get buried in several feet of snow, curse 2014 as you trudge to your car and check out these links!
Winter Storm Promises Heavy Snow, Frigid Temperatures For Northeast
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/winter-storm-promises-heavy-snow-frigid-temperatures-for-northeast/
I’m from Buffalo. I feel your pain, Northeast.
Of Course There’s A Fake Will Smith Tweet About James Avery’s Death
R.I.P. Uncle Phil. All you real Fresh Prince of Bel-Air fans out there… DON’T STOP #RETWEETING THIS. pic.twitter.com/xeyS1KPzqW
— Will Smith (@FreshPrinceWiII) January 1, 2014
The Fake Prince of Twit-air. (RIP Uncle Phil)
Reddit AMA: “I Am The Guy With Two Penises.”
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
Finally, something important on the internet. [image via]
Kanye West-Themed Bitcoin Clone Said To Launch This Month
Ever wish your money’s value was as unpredictable and frustrating as Kanye West?
Isaac Asimov’s Predictions For 2014 From 50 Years Ago Are Eerily Accurate
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/02/isaac-asimov-2014_n_4530785.html
Unlike many others, he predicted robots would still be kinda lame.
That’s all for this this snowed-over edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.
