Time to get a lot of money, start a design company that makes insanely colorful school supplies for young girls, watch the cash flow in year after year, become the worst company to work for ever, eventually screw-up and lose millions, be surprised about the lack of sympathy from the community and check out these links!
Insisting Jesus Was White Is Bad History And Bad Theology
“Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me, a white dude.” -Jesus
Police Chief Pens Hilarious Open Letter To Kanye West After Star Compares His Career To The Work Of Cops, Soldiers
That’s why soldiers train at Kanye West Point.
Unicorns, Rainbows And Cocaine: The Rise And Fall Of Lisa Frank
http://jezebel.com/inside-the-rainbow-gulag-the-technicolor-rise-and-fall-1179495705
That company has so much drama, it could fill a Trapper Keeper.
5 Myths About Prostitutes I Believed (Until I Was One)
http://www.cracked.com/article_20734_5-myths-about-prostitutes-i-believed-until-i-was-one.html
A hot towel massage is really just a dick check in disguise!
The Onion’s 2013 Holiday Gift Guide
http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onions-2013-holiday-gift-guide,34803/
This Christmas, show them that you care with the gift of prosthetic legs or a white baby.
That’s all for this this unicorn-ridden edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon.
