5 Hilariously Sexual Christmas Songs

October 19, 2014

This Christmas, Santa’s coming in your chimney. Or rather, he’s coming down your chimney. Actually, the first one, because the holiday season is all about giving the gift of doin’ it. If you don’t believe me, just ask these trustworthy holiday experts / raunchy comedians. Here are 5 hilariously sexual Christmas songs:

“F*** You, Mistletoe” – Kyle Dunnigan

Mistletoe is ruining traditional marriage.

“Let’s All Have A Sexual Christmas Night” – Peter Serafinowicz

Hey Ringo, get off your high horse/submarine.

“All I Want For Christmas Is A B.J.” – Galga TV

That’s the greatest gift of all.

“Christmas Sex” – Jack Douglass

How do posters have sex exactly?

“D*** In A Box” – The Lonely Island / Saturday Night Live

…and that’s what “Boxing Day” is all about.

Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon.

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.