5 Funny Episodes Of Ask A Slave

December 3, 2013

Wouldn’t it be great if you could go back in time and ask questions to historical figures? That’s the premise of historical attractions like George Washington’s Mount Vernon, where actors like Azie Dungey answer cringe-inducing questions from tourists. Here are 5 funny episodes of Ask A Slave:

Ask A Slave: Meet Lizzie Mae

What about Martha Washington’s tea? Why won’t anyone think of her tea?!

Ask A Slave: You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Do slaves have health care? Does it cover dental?

Ask A Slave: True Story

If no one had stopped her, she would’ve done “Hambone” for three hours.

Ask A Slave: Abolitioning

Abolitionists are so not racist, you guys.

Ask A Slave: Kids!

Kids say the darndest things to slaves.

Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon.

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.