Black Friday 2013: Store Hours for All the Biggest Retailers

Look, we don’t endorse it, but there’s no escaping it.  Black Friday is here.  Even if you don’t want to battle crowds or watch the clock for the second those magical mall doors swing open to gleefully begin siphoning every last cent out of your bank account, there’s no denying one simple fact.

Man…some stuff is really freakin’ cheap on Black Friday.

So, if you can’t resist the lure of a great deal, we decided to give you a leg up with a full list of when most major U.S. retailers will be opening their doors to start the Christmas orgy of sales.

You’ll of course note that some businesses aren’t waiting until Friday, choosing instead to force their mostly defenseless employees to wave goodbye to family and friends at the Thanksgiving dinner table and trudge into work for their shift in shopping hell late Thursday.

Just know that kind of commercial greed really pisses Santa off, so expect K-Mart/Sears CEO Edward Lampert, Target head honcho Gregg W. Steinhafel and the entire Walton family of the Wal-Mart dynasty to get big, stinky clumps of coal in their stockings this year.

Santa don’t play that.

But without further ado, your store times…and may God have mercy on all our souls…

Thu. 6 a.m.

Thu. 7 a.m.

Thu. 8 a.m.

Thu. 9 a.m.

Thu. 4 p.m.

Thu. 5 p.m.

Thu. 6 p.m.

Thu. 8 p.m.

Thu. 9 p.m.

Fri. 12 a.m.

Fri. 5 a.m.

Fri. 6 a.m.

Fri. 7 a.m.

Fri. 8 a.m.

Fri. 9 a.m.