I want to play a game. It’s called Super Mario Bros. 3. Have you played that one? It’s awesome. There are warp whistles and goombas… Anyway, while I’m playing that game, you can play a game where a murderer named Jigsaw uses a creepy puppet to force you into traps and probably get yourself killed. Sound fun? Here are 10 Saw parodies:
Living With Jigsaw
Craigslist roommates, am I right?
Rejected Saw Trap #1
It doesn’t even have crutons. Barbaric.
Saw: Curtis
Don’t fall into the “now you’re a murderer” trap.
The Muppets: Saw
It’s time to play the music, it’s time to set the traps.
Saw vs. Sherlock Holmes
Elementary, my dear Jigsaw.
Rejected Saw Trap #2
If the modem noise doesn’t kill you, the buffering time will.
Jigsaw Attacks College On His Tricycle
“I want to play a prank…”
Jigsaw’s First Time
It takes 10,000 hours of setting traps before you become a master.
Rejected Saw Twist Ending
I didn’t see it coming times a billion.
How Saw Should Have Ended
The man likes games. What’s your problem, lady?
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
