Fright Night 2 is finally getting released on Blu-ray and DVD and we’re all over it. Who doesn’t love vampire movies? Mind you, we’re talking about real vampire movies, not the drivel that’s marketed to budding tweens. And all of this vampire talk got us thinking, where would be the best places for a vampire to hang out? You know, the vampire hotspots where they’d have ample opportunities to hunt and stay off of anyone’s radar? So, transient vampires, this list of the 10 best "hiding in plain sight" locations is for you.
10 Places Where Nobody Would Suspect You're a Vampire
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1. Nightclubs
Dark spaces. Drunkenness. Loud music. People randomly groping each other. Pretty sure a vampire would fit right in with this crowd.
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2. Cosplay Conventions
Hmmm...a bunch of people dress up like fantastical characters and then socialize with each other to find out who among them has the best costume? Money says attendees wouldn’t even recognize that a vampire was in costume.
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3. Movie Theaters
If we had a nickel for every horror movie that had a kill scene in a movie theater, we’d have enough money to produce a low budget horror movie. Movie theaters are dark, intimate and usually filled with the screams of people on-screen. Sounds about as close to a vampire sanctuary as Bran Castle.
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4. Amusement Parks
Between the freaky-looking carnies, the booze-driven teenagers and the massive crowd, we’re pretty sure that vampires would be attracted to the bright lights of most major amusement parks.
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5. Wax Museums
The weirdest part about wax museums is that even if people identified somebody as a real vampire, it still wouldn’t be the creepiest thing at that wax museum.
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6. Bars
Bars go hand-in-hand with nightclubs on this one. The music might be a little softer and the lights might be a litter higher, but none of that really matters because everyone would be so much drunker! So the next time a pretty young woman offers to share a cab with you… Well, that’s your call.
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7. Strip Clubs
Vampires are well known as sleazebags, so it comes as no surprise that they would fit right in at strip clubs. You know...Wednesday morning...vampire needs a quick snack, so he hits the club for a lap dance and some man-talk with Chuck, the car salesman.
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8. Music Festivals
Music festivals are often filled with people looking for a drug-induced descent into madness and emotional catharsis. In other words, there are lots of people licking each other. Pretty sure vampires would be cool with that.
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9. Video Game Arcades
No sunlight for days, barely showering, and surviving on a diet of the most horrific food imaginable. No, we’re not talking about vampires; we’re talking about the people who still frequent video game arcades.
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10. Brothels
Ah, the backbone of America. These ladies provide a much needed service to many men and women who drive all the way to Nevada to take advantage of their talents. Vampires, much like us, also need some lovin’, and I doubt they would tip anyone off if some noise escaped their room during an encounter.
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