Time to try and download the new iPhone operating system, get told you don’t have enough system memory, dump games, music, photos and anything else that makes you happy, download iOS 7, make your phone finally look and feel more like an Android and check out these links!
19 Ways iOS 7 Is Causing The Actual Apocalypse
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/19-ways-ios-7-is-the-apocalypse
Think Apocalyptic.
Why Generation Y Yuppies Are Unhappy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wait-but-why/generation-y-unhappy_b_3930620.html
Haha, okay, but I’m special though, right?
Sex And Politics At Google: It’s A Game Of Thrones In Mountain View
Above: The Mother of Drag-and-Drop
Blogger Cracks Jokes While Lying On The Operating Table Undergoing Brain Surgery
Charles Trippy loses a tumor, wins the internet.
I’m A Free Spirit Who Is Entirely Financially Dependent On Others (The Onion)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-just-a-free-spirit-who-is-entirely-financially,33905/
It’s cool if I crash on your couch forever, right? [image via]
That’s all for this this newly upgraded edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
