Time to become a famous basketball player, decide to retire and switch over to baseball, help some cartoon characters not get enslaved at an evil intergalactic theme park by playing basketball again, go back to playing basketball professionally, help your basketball buddies get their grooves back from aliens and check out these links!
Georgia School Shooting: Antoinette Tuff Hailed As Hero
http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/22/us/georgia-school-shooting-hero/
She’s Tuff!
How Will Chelsea Manning Be Treated In Prison?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/08/22/how-will-chelsea-manning-be-treated-in-prison.html
Follow-Up Question: Heh?
The God Of SNL Will See You Now
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/25/arts/television/the-god-of-snl-will-see-you-now.html
Here’s how famous cast members got hired to repeat catchphrases incessantly every Saturday night!
Unidentified 13 Foot Long Sea Monster With Horns Washes Up On Beach In Spain
How to drown your dragon.
35 Facts That Prove Space Jam Is Criminally Underrated
http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/35-facts-that-prove-space-jam-is-criminally-underrated
It’s time to slam now… 17 years later.
Th-th-th-that’s all for this this edition of The Big List, folks!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
