What’s Happening On The Web This Week: Custo-murder Service

August 6, 2013

Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Customers suck, birthday schmucks, Daria fans are in luck, old folks run amok, Blurred Lines plucked… on kiddie instruments. Here’s the week in viral:

Customer Service: It Gets Worse

You can be fired at the drop of a hat, so… are you gonna pick my hat up that I dropped on purpose just to be a jerk?

Find Out Who Didn’t Write On Your Timeline On Your Birthday

Try it here, but be warned – the answer may bum you out!

Daria: The Movie (Parody Trailer with Aubrey Plaza)

This is my stop, got to get off… and see this movie.

Elderly Win

Jimmy Fallon, Robin Thicke & The Roots – “Blurred Lines (Classroom Instruments Version)”

Needs more… no, actually, that’s a good amount of cowbell. Thank you.

See you next time for more Blurred Links.

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.