7 Funny Raps By The Maid Of Honor

July 8, 2013

You may now kiss the bride. Then, as is tradition, the maid of honor may rap about the bride. Like a deleted scene from Bridesmaids, these real life ladies toasted their friends and/or sisters with a little hip-hop. Yes, the mic skills are pretty awkward, but they’re pretty awkward from the heart. Here are 7 funny raps by the maid of honor:

Eminem Toast

Hi, my maid is… My maid is… My maid is… *chicka-chicka* this lady.

Usher Toast

Yeah! They’re about to get super-drunk!

Beatbox Toast

So this is what happens when you take your little sister to a college party at 14.

Vanilla Ice Toast

Check out the beat while the DJ puts a ring on it.

Hotlanta Toast

Always show your appreciation for your wife’s bling.

Baby Got Back Toast

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Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Toast

2:00 – I saved the fresh for last.

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.