Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Orlando Bloom, icy tomb, strangers fume, science looms, and a cake for whom? Here’s the week in viral:
“They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard” – Orlando Bloom IRL Version
These movies take so long to film, they’re just seeing this meme now.
Minnesota Iceman: Mysterious Frozen Creature From 60s Resurfaces At Museum

Yes, but can we unfreeze him and teach him to be a lawyer? [via]
Holding People’s Hands In China
No matter where you go in the world, people get weirded out by this.
Canada Day Cake

As revenge, they’ll get hockey into our fireworks somehow. [via]
Proof That Science Is Sorcery
Superhydrophobicexpialidocious!
See you next time for more links and Hobbits.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!