5 Twinkie Eating Challenges

November 16, 2012

Doomsday fiction regularly claims that Twinkies will survive the apocalypse. Well, the food-like dessert-product might survive zombie armageddon, but can they survive Hostess going out of business? It’s time to pay tribute to a snack we may never see again. These are 5 videos of Twinkie eating challenges:

Most Twinkies Eaten In One Minute

The way he eats reminds me of a Pez dispenser.

One Man. 24 Twinkies.

:40 – All that time in the gym really paid off – now he’s able to eat a lot of Twinkies!

Twinkie Eating Contest: Joe vs. Blake

These are the most important two minutes of their lives.

Twinkie Challenge Fail

1:28 – Friends are always there to tell you that you’re sucking.

Fat Guy Eats Box of Twinkies

Does this… turn you on?

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.