6 Videos of Hip-Hop Dressage

August 6, 2012

This year, many of us learned about dressage, the Olympic horse dancing competition that I still can’t believe exists. Ann Romney is competing for the gold in the London 2012 games, but the event needs even more to electrify audiences. May I suggest dressage to rap music? Here are 6 videos of hip-hop dressage:

Shake That Ass

I’m sure the rapper was thinking “horse ass” when he wrote that lyric.

Dubstep

Slow motion, fancy hat.

Heat It Up

Starts at :29 – This is the closest Bubba Sparkxxx will ever get to a dressage event.

Sexy Back

Dressage always gets me in the mood.

Ice Ice Baby

Stop, collabo-nayyyy and listen.

Get It Poppin’

If Nelly was in the running for a Dressage gold medal, I’d watch it.

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