Who wants to go roller skating? If this was the late 70s / early 80s, I wouldn’t even have to ask. I’d just assume you loved to roller skate, because America had Skate Fever. This was in addition to Pac-Man Fever and Disco Fever – it was a deadly era. Here are 7 funny roller skating ads from the 80s:
Screamin’ Wheels Roller Rink
Can they see me this weekend? In 1981? Yes!
Sergio Valente – “At The Roller Rink”
How do you sell pants to teens? A: Roller rinks and butts.
Faberge Babe
All the babes in town? That’s quite a promise, Faberge.
Martini with Nicolette Sheridan
Best reaction shot ever at :58 seconds.
Diet 7up with Flip Wilson
It’s weird that these two actors look so similar. I wonder why that is…
Katies
That’s no slow-motion – these shirts increase wind resistance, allowing for better control.
Opel A-Corsa
Opel A-Corsa: We Will Turn You Into a Car
Bonus: “Say NO to Crack, Say YES to Roller Skating”
No meth, cause skating is the beth. (Best.)
Bonus 2: Baby Rollerblade
This baby is ready to conquer Venice Beach.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.
