Who Is The Final Boss of The Internet?

February 16, 2012

The question every gamer wants an answer to: “who is the final boss of the Internet?” After all, if you spend enough time playing most video games, eventually you’ll meet a powerful end boss that takes a million tries to defeat. Of course, the tubes are clogged with speculation. Here are a few theories:

Hairynerd

Special Attack: Zapper Slap

Gothime

Special Attack: Lip Pierce

The Freakstress

Special Attack: Make-Up Missiles

Mr. Forehead

Special Attack: Ponytail Whip

Sophisticat

Special Attack: Leg Rub

Cosplay Queen of Fire

Special Attack: Comic-Con Badge Assault

Anonymous

Special Attack: Brony Blast

You

Special Attack: Goofing Around With Cleverbot

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.