You know, we’ve heard rumors of a Tomb Raider movie reboot for a long while now, but mainstream Hollywood is obviously dragging its feet. Luckily for all of us, Exquisite Films has already finished theirs. Yes, that’s right: it’s Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody, from writer/director Jordan Septo, starring Chanel Preston, the AVN Award nominee who played Wonder Woman in The Justice League of Porn Stars: An Extreme Comixxx Parody. Preston plays Lara Croft in this film, and she’s joined by a group of fellow adult stars in some memorable roles from the hit Tomb Raider video game series, including Lea Lexis as the villainous Jacqueline Natla, Kagney Linn Carter as Lara Croft’s old friend Amanda, Lee Stone as professional henchman Larson Conway, Derrick Pierce as Pierre Dupont, and Anthony Rosano as “Alistair” (sic?), with Gracie Glam, Nicole Aniston, Dani Daniels, Danny Mountain and Evan Stone rounding out the film’s cast.
Will Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody live up to the original films, starring Angelina Jolie? That wouldn’t be too hard, even though they probably didn’t have the budget Simon West and Jan de Bont did. Check out these exclusive production stills from Tomb Raider XXX and decide for yourself!
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