Flying sucks. Evidence: air sickness, expensive snacks and babies who want to tell you about all their problems via crying. At least some flight attendants are lightening the mood with amusing jokes, music and mayhem. Perhaps there’s not as much mayhem as I would like, but these funny pre-flight announcements get the trip started right.
Rapping
The last WORD in safety.
Russian
Is very important announcement. You listen.
Pimp
Coffee, tea or Brandi?
Coloring
They sell those safety cards on Etsy, too.
Gay?
Gay.
Mom
She’s not a real flight attendant, she’s a mom. Can you tell?
Hidden Talent
Wait for it.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2.
