If you’re not chicken, you’ll call these 1-900 numbers this Halloween and prove it. You’ll talk to ghosts, ghouls and the king of nightmares himself, Grandpa Al from “The Munsters!” Or rather, Freddy Krueger!!! Did you get your parent’s permission before calling? No? Perfect. Get ready to dial up the horror:
Freddy Krueger On Your Phone
Hear all your favorite “deadtime” stories, like Goodfright Moon and Little Dead Frighting Blood.
Journey Into Terror
It’s coming to take you away! It’s… your mom! And she’s pissed off that you stole her credit card!
Creep Phone
They’ll put you in touch with the baddest of the bad. “Please hold for Marky Mark.”
Grandpa Munster’s Junior Vampire Club
So… he can bite your neck over the phone? I’m skeptical.
Creep Phone II
The call gets connected to a talking headstone! Wuahahaha!
Tales of Terror
Fear is your reward, just like at your job. (Starts at :15)
Little Monsters: 1-900-89-MAURICE
Q: Is this the greatest rap song of all-time? A: Obviously.
Geoffrey Golden is the writer of the book Snarkicide, about a sad-sack horror fan who is blogged to death. Get it on Amazon for 99 cents… if you dare!
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