Time to grow up a smart weakling, get bullied in school and called a nerd, grow up, become successful and proud of the hobbies you’ve been obsessed with your whole life, watch popular kids in school – now adults- calling themselves “nerds” in public, suppress rage and click on these links.
9 Fictional and Real Nerds Who Won At Life
http://guyism.com/humor/famous-nerds-who-won-at-life.html
One of the few pop culture lists that includes both Albert Einstein and Lewis Skolnik.
.xxx Domains: Coming Soon
http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/09/07/xxx-domain-launch-of-the-day/
My proudest moment as a punsmith.
Celebrities With Their Eyebrows Photoshopped Out
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/09/20-of-the-creepiest-celebrities-without-eyebrows/
Actually, I’m kinda digging the no-brow look for Fallon. Makes him look distinguished (from humankind).
Guy Selling Jokes For $1 Each In Central Park Does Pretty Well For Himself
On Fiverr.com, he could be selling his Chewbacca puns for $5 each and would become a millionaire.
20 Ridiculous Cat Names
http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/20-ridiculous-cat-names
My cat’s name is Flippy-Flopsum and I demand you respect him!
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week, same list time, same list channel. What’s a list channel? I… have no idea.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!
