Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Before a PhD: I don’t know.
After a PhD: That is outside the scope of my current knowledge.
— Saahir (@saahirshafi) September 19, 2022
Direct deposit: $1,400
Me at Subway: “add a cookie”
— (@WhoTFissim) September 19, 2022
i’ve been taking some notes pic.twitter.com/AHRF8OO8zf
— thomas (@perfectsweeties) September 19, 2022
Best job ever pic.twitter.com/LoR0VpzDnp
— Mabi Melo Román (@mabimelor) September 19, 2022
they’re gonna have to do this all over again for Charles in like 8 months bro
— Stanzi (@stanzipotenza) September 19, 2022
Adam Levine said SHE will be loved. Didn’t specify WHO. Pay attention people!
— Phillip (@MajorPhilebrity) September 20, 2022
social media needs to stop recommending people i may know. i know them and i hate them
— jay (@jayythewave) September 19, 2022
My tik tok isn’t “for you” anymore it’s “this you?”
— Nッ (@Noorthevirgo) September 19, 2022
how do airpods stay in your ears. I feel like you guys are lying about that
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) September 19, 2022
the most unrealistic thing about She Hulk is how men do Not want to date Jen
— (@cosmiczorel) September 19, 2022
Her: wake me up in an hour pls
Me: *wakes her up in an hour*
Her: pic.twitter.com/4SQpsyRPbO
— Lance (@BornAKang) September 19, 2022
this could be us. pic.twitter.com/R5wkEXkD50
— (@worldreads) September 18, 2022
