Are you a slut? Do you want to be one? We ask because there’s been a trend circulating around Twitter this summer in which users enumerate the traits that make a man slutty. From behaviors to accessories to personality quirks, people from all corners of the internet have strong opinions on what slutty men do.
We’re unsure if this is satire, irony, some kind of feminist wake-up call for guys, or if the social media platform is just doing its jokey thing. No matter what the motivation behind the viral trend, we are here for it.
These are the funniest tweets about the sluttiest thing a man can do. Give ‘em a try and let us know if your dating life improves!
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is be sweet and put in effort
— the dreaded pirate jordyn (@jordynejoness) August 12, 2022
the sluttiest thing a man can do is buy you a book and rub your head while you read it
— crys (@viciousarcher) August 7, 2022
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have a cat
— (@justky1018) August 4, 2022
The sluttiest thing a man can do is be really into film photography
— Kristina (@KristinaBaky) August 7, 2022
the most sensual thing a man can do is google shit like “napoleon’s exile” when his battery is at 2%
— ole benny (@WetMayor) August 12, 2022
The sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a pair of Dickies Original 874 Work Pants
— three coors down (@hateupton) August 8, 2022
the sluttiest thing a man can do is slowly lose his sense of purpose and self
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) August 7, 2022
The sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a thin gold chain
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) August 8, 2022
The sluttiest thing a man can do is drink 6-8 glasses of water a day
— Groundskeeper Chilly (@lacroixcommie) August 4, 2022
the sluttiest thing a man can do is make you a playlist
— nikki bikkitsm (@nikkiii_x0) August 12, 2022
the sluttiest thing a man can do is play the drums and own a candle company
— ashlan is asking ashton to follow them (@drivingwithafi) August 8, 2022
the sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to spell the hard dinosaur names
— anxi-ettie (@anxi_ettie) August 9, 2022
no actually the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a barista
— gill (@contactabrother) August 1, 2022
The sluttiest thing a man can do is make me his sole heir and immediately die from heart disease
— Asstown Mayor (@MayorOfAsstown) August 5, 2022
the sluttiest thing a man can do is yes chef thank you chef pic.twitter.com/NXHAViRhDT
— chi (@ChiThukral) August 5, 2022
y’all are all wrong, the sluttiest thing a man can do is shut the fuck up
— ? (@aliyahInterlude) August 8, 2022
