What should you have, or know, or be by age 30? That’s the question Twitter recently tried to answer after a guy who goes by Steve – Millionaire Habits (or @SteveOnSpeed) inadvertently went viral on Twitter with his declaration about what people should have by the time they’ve walked the Earth for three decades.
“By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk business, money, and fitness, not politics and pop culture,” he tweeted.
By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk business, money, and fitness, not politics and pop culture.
— Steve · Millionaire Habits (@SteveOnSpeed) August 1, 2022
Huh. If you say so, Steve. We’re guessing you’re not the life of the party?
Twitter users had other opinions about what you should have achieved by the big 3-0 – and boy, did they let ‘em rip.
These are the funniest tweets about what you should have, know, or be by age 30. How are you doing developmentally (according to Twitter)?
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By age 30, you should have lower back pain, one failed relationship that almost broke you and a constant sense of dread about where society is headed.
— rabhinder kannan (@rabhinderkannan) August 2, 2022
By the age of 30 you should have anxiety, and an emotional support pet that also has anxiety
— Shilpa Rathnam (@shilparathnam) August 3, 2022
By age 30 you should have at least 40 different tote bags you don‘t need but keep stuffed into one larger tote bag which is the one you‘d technically need the most but now can no longer access
— Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier (@S_Mittermeier) August 4, 2022
By age 30, you should have a group of friends that drive from town to town and solve mysteries involving supposedly supernatural creatures through a series of antics and missteps. One of them MUST be a dog. https://t.co/8IeGJKzkxK
— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) August 2, 2022
By age 30 you should have a total distrust of politics, a firm belief you’ll never retire, and a pet that your parents begrudgingly accept as the closest thing they’ll get to grandchildren
— Dr Lauren M Robinson (@DrLMRobinson) August 4, 2022
these “by age 30” memes are very funny but the truth is that by age 30 you should have an animal people associate with you so when they don’t know what to get you for your birthday they can default to something with the animal
— Dr. Anna Hughes (@AnnaGHughes) August 2, 2022
By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk video games, horror movies, and destroying capitalism. You’ve never met them in person and have never asked what their real names are, but you ride or die with dicklord89 and pikachu_buttslut https://t.co/lKabNCG2ni
— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) August 2, 2022
By age 30, you should have a PhD and be several years into a post-doc with no house, no retirement savings, and no long-term job security in the field that you’ve devoted the last decade of your life.
— Ashley Ruba (@ashleyruba) August 4, 2022
By age 30, you should have your zombie apocalypse team figured out.
— Kar (@karlogan_) August 4, 2022
by the age of 30 you should have a therapist you always reschedule on, a big bag of spinach in the fridge that always goes bad before you get to it, and at least one stagnant 401k that you haven’t merged after changing jobs
— cancel my student debt joesph (@kianatipton) August 3, 2022
By the age of 30, you should have at least 5 web browsers with over 100 tabs opened that you don’t have any plan to actually read.
— Khoa Vu (@KhoaVuUmn) August 4, 2022
by age 30 you should have several henchmen, a sworn enemy, and a narrative foil
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) August 3, 2022
By the age of 30 you should not have any friends
— Brett Karlan (@brettkarlan) August 3, 2022
by the age of 30 you should have at least 3-5 feral raccoons as your best friends
— M. (@casinthemeadow) August 3, 2022
by the age of 30 you should have a room with yellow wallpaper and a… wait what was that I saw something move
— Dr. Frizzle (@Swilua) August 3, 2022
by age 30 you should have a sick ass jacket people identify you by
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) August 3, 2022
By age 30 you should know almost all of your colors and shapes
— Laura Mulcahy (@LauraMulch) August 3, 2022
By the age of 30, you should know your ABCs by heart
— high-quality tim2o (@HydrationChimp) August 2, 2022
