Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Skip the endless scrolling and get right to the good stuff. Catch up on all the insane tweets you missed right here, right now.
I feel like there should be awards based on the number of times you manage not to swear while dealing with other people
— MF FairyPrincessSmoo (@Smooheed) July 26, 2022
I just want to be talented enough to put a piece of plastic wrap on a bowl without having it stick to itself.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) July 26, 2022
Mood: Using my parent’s landline phone to call my bank so I can Shazam this amazing hold muzak.
— Fomo Simpson (@HaliPhacks) July 26, 2022
i don’t have red flags i have fun facts
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) July 25, 2022
after i say “that’s crazy” twice PLEASE wrap up your story
— M (@babyariees) July 25, 2022
parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke
— navi ✰ (@prettyboynavi) July 21, 2022
Sometimes the wallet is like the fridge. You open it, and it’s empty.
— FUNNY TWEETS (@JokesMemesFacts) July 23, 2022
growing up is realizing squidward wasn’t the bad guy, spongebob was just annoying asf
— WILLIE (@williedontmiss) July 13, 2022
don’t invite me to your house if your floor gonna be seasoning my feet
— sloppy (@sloppytheone) July 27, 2022
if zombies end up bein fast i might just take my life
— brian (@10inchbrian) July 27, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster but some people are still in the line.
— FUNNY TWEETS (@JokesMemesFacts) July 25, 2022
The White House now says it’s only a recession if you see a salamander wearing a top hat.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) July 27, 2022
